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Just who do I think I am?!

In high school I realized deconstructing movie poster headlines meant I wanted to write.

In college I realized manicures cost like $40.

So now I’m a copywriter.

The nuts and bolts ⬇️


Me, Myself, and I Conglomerate / Freelance Copywriter and Covid-era Hustler
Parents’ Basement / June 2020 - August 2021
   Hustles: Election Judge (yep... that one), Beer Fridge Creative Director, Your GrubHub Driver
   Clients: Shutterfly, GHOST, Kennicott Brothers, Mounds View Youth Football

VSA Partners / Writing Intern
Chicago (Remote) / June 2020 - August 2020

Walker Sands / Public Relations Intern
Chicago / May 2019 - August 2019

Creighton University / Copywriting Intern
Omaha / May 2018 - April 2019

The Creightonian / Sports Editor
Omaha / January 2019 - December 2019


VCU Brandcenter / M.S. in Business I Copywriting
August 2021 - May 2023

Creighton University / B.A. in Journalism I Public Relations
August 2016 - May 2020
    Summa cum laude and Outstanding Journalism Graduate

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